TV Sucks!

Homer:Someday youll thank me for this, son.
Homer:總有一天,你會為此感謝我的兒子
Bart:Not bloody likely.
Bart:那絕對不可能
Homer :No, its true.
Homer:不,我說的是真的
You know, when I was a boy.
你知道嗎當我是個小男孩的時候
I really wanted a catchers mitt,
我超級想要一個棒球手套
:but my dad wouldnt get it for me.
但是我爸爸就是不給我買
So I held my breath until I passed out
然後我就憋氣,一直憋到昏倒
and banged my head on the coffee table.
還用我的頭去撞桌子
The doctor thought
然後醫生覺得
I might have brain damage.
我大腦可能有損傷
Bart:Dad, whats the point of this story?
Bart:老爸這個故事的想表達什麼?
Homer:I like stories .
Homer:我喜歡故事
Bart:Can I please
Bart:拜託了
go to the movie?
讓我走吧
Homer:I know my punishment might seem
Homer:我知道我的懲罰有些嚴厲了
a little harsh, but I cant go back on it.
但我不能收回我的話
Youre welcome to watch
你可以看電視
anything you want on TV.
看你任何你想看的節目
Bart:TV sucks.
Bart:電視很爛