I'm The Greatest Star (Glee Cast Version)

I got 36 expressions
Sweet as pie to tough as leather
And thats six expressions more than all them Barrymores put together
Instead of just kicking me why dont they give me a lift
Well it must be a plot
Cause their scared that I got such a gift
Well Im miffed
Cause Im
The Greatest Star
I am by far
But no one knows it--OY
Theyre gonna hear a voice

A silver flute (ah ooh ah ooh)
Theyll cheer each toot
(Hey that kid is terrific mmm)
When I expose it
(Now cant ya see to look at me that)
Im a natural Camille
As Camille I just feel
Ive so much to offer
(Hey listen kid I know Id be divine because)
Im a natural cougher
(Ahoo aheh ahay)
Some aint got it not a lump
Im a great big clump of talent
Laugh
(Ha ha ha ha)
Theyll bend in half
(Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman )
A thousand jokes
(Stick around for the jokes )
A thousand faces
I reiterate
When youre gifted then youre gifted
These are facts
Ive got no axe to grind
Hey whaddaya blind
In all of the world so far
Im the greatest star
No autographs please
Ya think beautiful girls are gonna stay in style forever
I should say not
Any minute now theyre gonna be out
Finished
Then itll be my turn
Hmph
Who is the pip with pizzazz
Who is all ginger and jazz
Who is as glamourous as
Whos an american beauty rose
With an american beauty NOSE
And ten american beauty toes
Eye on the target and wham
One shot One gun shot and BAM
Hey Mister Keeney
Here I am
Im the greatest star
I am by far
But no one knows it
Thats why I was born
Ill blow my horn
Till someone blows in
I gotta break the lights
Gotta flash of light
Ill flicker then flare up
All the worlds gonna stare up
Looking down youll never see me
Try the sky cause thatll be me
I can make em cry
I can make em sigh
Someday theyll clamor for my drama
Have ya guessed YET
Whos the best yet
If ya aint Ill tell ya one more time
Youll bet your last dime
In all of the world so far
I am the greatEST greatest
Staaaaaaar