Commando Pest Eradication

It was 9 AM, the phone rang
早上9點，電話響
*ring*
鈴鈴鈴
Commando Pest Eradication!
這裡是除蟲突擊隊！
You saw a bug on your child's apple?
你發現你家孩子的蘋果上有條蟲子？
Code Red, boys! We got a live one!
啊啊紅色警報！兄弟們咱逮到活的啦！
Your home, much like the rest of the world,
你家，和世界上其他地方一樣
is infested with unwanted vermin
被各種討厭的蟲蟲入侵著
Commando Pest Eradication will wage war on nature,
除蟲突擊隊將向大自然宣戰
so you don't have to
這樣你就不用親自動手啦
Hello, mam
這位大姐你好呀
Thank God you're here!
感謝上帝你們終於來了！
I saw a bug in the kitchen!
我在廚房看到一隻蟲子！
You did the right thing, mam
大姐你叫我們來就對了
We'll take it from here
我們會把它趕出去噠
Everything's going to be okay
一切都會沒問題啦
Commando Pest Eradication uses
除蟲突擊隊會使用
only the most -lethal- chemicals
最最致命的化學物
to rid your home of unwanted life
把你屋子裡不請自來的生物全部清除乾淨
Our team is composed of military trained professionals
咱們弟兄幾個可是專業軍事訓練出來的
that know how to take care of a messy situation fast
最在行怎麼快速搞定混亂局面啦
After successfully de-foliating Vietnam,
自從成功的在越南被打成篩子後
we turned our attention to the homefront,
我們把戰略中心放到大美利堅
your homefront
放到尋常百姓家
We've got the situation in the kitchen contained, sir
老大，我們已掌握廚房裡的戰情
But I found this!
不過我發現了這個！
*Baby crying*
嬰兒哭聲
Jesus! What the hell is this?
上帝啊！這是啥玩意啊！
That's my daughter!
這是我閨女！
Looks more like VietCong to me!
可我覺得更像是越共！
*Gunshot*
槍響
Commando Pest Eradication
除蟲突擊隊
We kill everything in sight, so you feel safer
我們會消滅視線裡的一切生物，讓你感到無比安全
It's the war on nature,
這是向大自然的宣戰
and this time,we're winning
這次，我們會勝利的！