Ice Diamonds

Relationships can seem like an eternity.
愛情真的永垂不朽嗎？
You asshole!
你這個混蛋！
What were you doing with my sister in that hot tub!
你和我妹妹在浴缸里幹什麼呢！
Relieve the pressure.
為什麼要聽她河東獅吼？
Chill that ***** out with ICE.
快來一塊ICE鑽石讓那個潑婦冷靜下來吧
A diamond lasts forever,
鑽石恆久遠
but your relationship might not .
愛情難流傳
A diamond is love.
鑽石就是愛啊
Rock hard, and frozen in time.
雖然只是一塊靠時間凝練的硬石頭而已
Luckily , most women are shallow, and materialistic.
但好在大部分女人都是膚淺、拜金的啦
Oh a diamond? So you DO love me!
哦天哪鑽石！看來你是真的愛我啊！
Nothing says I love you like a lump of carbon,
沒什麼比一大塊碳更能表達愛意了
mined by wage-slaves in Angola.
哪怕這碳是安哥拉的奴工挖出來的
I don't even know what I was mad at you about.
我都忘了我剛才為啥生氣了呢
Do you want a blow job?
來口一哈嗎？
Passion, it CAN be purchased,
想讓她任你擺佈嗎？花點錢就可以啦！
and it CAN be overpriced.
就算代價有點大也值得啦！
ICE, available and very expensive, at DeKoch Diamonds.
ICE鑽石，給錢就能買，就在DeKoch 珠寶行