Eris pump up shoes

Pump it! Im running on air! Im walking on clouds!
彈起來！我已經脫離了地面，我在天上飛！
I dont exercise. I dont care... pump it!
我從不鍛煉。 沒關係，彈起來！
*pumping & explosion & moan*
(打氣聲&爆炸&呻吟)
I paid top-dollar for these incredible
我花了大價錢
high-technology polyester shoes to walk around
買了這些不可思議的高科技聚酯鞋用來逛商場
the mall and shop for more sports equipment
並且買一大堆這輩子
I wont play sports in!
都不用的體育用品
I need to get more from life. Much more!
我要多買點這些破爛玩意，越多越好！
I need to get high, really high! High on air!
我要非得更高，直衝雲霄！
*pumping & explosion*
(打氣聲&爆炸)
Oh yeah! These Eris shoes really pump up!
wow！這些鞋彈性真棒！
Thats right! You can now buy some air!
沒錯，現在你能讓你腳下生風！
The science of sports and marketing
是體育和營銷的技術
results in a shoe that pumps!
造就了這款充氣鞋！
Sound silly to you? What if we told you that
聽起來可笑嗎？要是我告訴你
Eris Pump-Up would improve your game by 300%?
艾麗思充氣鞋能提高你300%的體育成績呢？
But I dont have a game!
但我不做任何運動……
You gotta have game! Be a winner!
你一定要做運動！做個人生贏家！
Pump up, and slam dunk!
飛起來，大灌籃！
*pumping*
打氣聲
Oh yeah! God, the size of your shoes!
喔，天哪，你的尺寸真舒服……
Youll shave seconds off your personal best !
你會大幅打破你的個人最好成績！
Oh yeah! You mean I can
太棒了！那你說
whack off even more times a day?
我一天能不能多擼幾次？
Absolutely! Probably five times more!
那絕對,或許一天五次還要多！ (ps:渣渣)
Because youll be walking on air!
因為你
Youll feel so much more athletic
當你穿上你的充氣鞋後
after pumping up your shoes , youll
你會感到更有活力
automatically lose weight and feel high-tech!
你還會自動減肥並且感受到高科技！
Just like a sports star! You ARE a star!
就像體育明星一般！不，你就是明星!
Now youre a winner! With air in shoes!
現在穿著你的充氣鞋，你就是成功者！
Now I can reach for the stars!
我現在手可摘星辰！
Ive pumped up my ego!
我給自己打足了氣！
*pumping*
打氣聲
Pump it up! With Eris!
穿著艾麗思，飛起來！