the chess game

MARVIN: That's the king,
Treat him nice.
Use some brains.
Now protect him.
WHIZZER: Yes I know
Here I go...
MARVIN: Play the game.
WHIZZER: Please don't watch me. I can do it.
MARVIN: Have a little scotch.
WHIZZER: Shit! I blew it.
Maybe you could show me where ,
I fear I've lost my head.
MARVIN: Do you want my help?
WHIZZER: No, I don't.
I can think it through myself.
MARVIN : Start again, we've seen the worst
WHIZZER: I'll go first.
MARVIN: Move a pawn ( WHIZZER: No sir )
MARVIN: Move. ( WHIZZER: Where? )
MARVIN: There. ( WHIZZER: Here? )
MARVIN: Move a pawn. ( WHIZZER: Who? )
MARVIN: Not the queen.
WHIZZER/MARVIN: Who?/Jesus-
BOTH: Life's a sham and every move is wrong.
We've examined every move as we move along.
MARVIN/WHIZZER: Winning is everything to me./Nothing is everything to me.
Winning is everything to me./Nothing is everything to me.
WHIZZER: Except sex... ( MARVIN: Move a pawn. )
And money.

MARVIN: Good first move.
WHIZZER: Quite alright.
Take a turn.
MARVIN: Thank you kindly.
WHIZZER: Move the pawn.
Move the pawn.
Take my hand.
Play the game .
MARVIN: God, you're pretty.
WHIZZER: More's a pity.
Since you need a man... ( MARVIN: What? )
Who's brainy
WHIZZER/MARVIN : Or witty./Witty. Move.
WHIZZER: What should I do now?
MARVIN: Move. ( WHIZZER: Where? ) There.
WHIZZER: How should I behave myself?
Maybe we should call it quits.
MARVIN: This game shits.
WHIZZER: Let me win? ( MARVIN: Yes sir )
WHIZZER: Please? ( MARVIN: Yes! )
Thanks! ( MARVIN: Wait. )
Whizzer wins. ( MARVIN: Wait! )
WHIZZER: Whizzer wins!
MARVIN/WHIZZER: Wait-/Checkmate-
BOTH : Life's a sham and every move is wrong.
We've examined every move as we move along.

WHIZZE R: Whizzer's supposed to make the dinner,
Be a patsy, lose at chess ,
Always bravely acquiesce,
Clip the coupons, make the dinner, and love him.
WHIZZER/MARVIN: This has got to come to a stop, Marvin/This has got to come to a stop
This has been a lousy but fabulous flop/Fabulous flop
MARVIN: Anyone understand?
All I want's a kiss
Anyone understand?
WHIZZER: Don't start explaining
I' m sick of explaining
WHIZZER/MARVIN: And this had better come to a stop, Marvin/This had better come to a stop, Whizzer
Now, Marvin/Now, Whizzer
Ciao, Marvin/Ciao, Whizzer
BOTH: Bend!
This had better come
This had better come to a
This, this, this, this
WHIZZER/MARVIN: This had better come to an end/This had better come to an end
BOTH: This had better come to an end